Formulation 326
Remy's Monday Antidote
For the mate still mourning the weekend by Monday lunchtime.
Weekly Recovery Grade · 20mL
Personalise itPresent it the instant the alarm goes off and the weekend feels like a rumour.
A personalised monday gift for a friend who takes Mondays personally. Remy’s Monday Antidote gives the joke a serious laboratory-style label on a 20mL glass display vial. Add their name and preview the label before buying; the preview tells you straight away if a name is too long to fit. The personal detail makes the fictional case unmistakably theirs.
£17.95
In stock
Rather have it without a name?Monday Antidote£14.95
About this gift
Personalised monday gift
The fictional Weekly Recovery Service has one name on its standing list. Appointments recur every seven days, and the paperwork is always signed slightly late.
With Remy's Monday Antidote, the label carries both the introduction and the punchline. The name supplies the introduction, and “Weekly Recovery Grade” supplies the departmental tone. The result is a compact fictional exhibit that can start a conversation without needing you to explain the entire imaginary investigation.
Who it’s for
For the colleague who arrives on Monday looking like they have lost an argument with the weekend. Their name on the label makes it their own weekly ritual.
For this Remy's Monday Antidote design, enter one name and see the label preview before buying. If a name is too long to fit the label, the preview says so straight away rather than shrinking it. Only the name changes; the wording and established design stay fixed.
What you get
- A 20mL glass vial carrying the Remy's Monday Antidote design.
- A printed 50 x 30mm label with the Weekly Recovery Grade subtitle.
- Violet coloured display liquid, intended for decorative display only and not for use.
- A small keepsake for a friend who takes Mondays personally.
- Remy is the example name; your chosen name replaces it on the finished label.
Why it makes a great gift
It is a small desk joke that comes round every week. Leave it out for Monday morning and let the label say what everyone is thinking.
How to take it
- Hit snooze on principle.
- Mourn the weekend properly.
- Pretend Monday is just a long Friday.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08326
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For the mate still mourning the weekend by Monday lunchtime.
Weekly Recovery Grade · 20mL
Personalise itPresent it the instant the alarm goes off and the weekend feels like a rumour.
A personalised monday gift for a friend who takes Mondays personally. Remy’s Monday Antidote gives the joke a serious laboratory-style label on a 20mL glass display vial. Add their name and preview the label before buying; the preview tells you straight away if a name is too long to fit. The personal detail makes the fictional case unmistakably theirs.
£17.95
In stock
Rather have it without a name?Monday Antidote£14.95 Formulation
How to take it
- Hit snooze on principle.
- Mourn the weekend properly.
- Pretend Monday is just a long Friday.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08326
About this gift
Personalised monday gift
The fictional Weekly Recovery Service has one name on its standing list. Appointments recur every seven days, and the paperwork is always signed slightly late.
With Remy's Monday Antidote, the label carries both the introduction and the punchline. The name supplies the introduction, and “Weekly Recovery Grade” supplies the departmental tone. The result is a compact fictional exhibit that can start a conversation without needing you to explain the entire imaginary investigation.
Who it’s for
For the colleague who arrives on Monday looking like they have lost an argument with the weekend. Their name on the label makes it their own weekly ritual.
For this Remy's Monday Antidote design, enter one name and see the label preview before buying. If a name is too long to fit the label, the preview says so straight away rather than shrinking it. Only the name changes; the wording and established design stay fixed.
What you get
- A 20mL glass vial carrying the Remy's Monday Antidote design.
- A printed 50 x 30mm label with the Weekly Recovery Grade subtitle.
- Violet coloured display liquid, intended for decorative display only and not for use.
- A small keepsake for a friend who takes Mondays personally.
- Remy is the example name; your chosen name replaces it on the finished label.
Why it makes a great gift
It is a small desk joke that comes round every week. Leave it out for Monday morning and let the label say what everyone is thinking.
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