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Funny Secret Santa Gifts

Office-safe, under £20 and personal enough to get a laugh when it's opened. Every pick can carry their name.

  • 12hand-picked gifts
  • £14.95prices from
  • £18.95your own label

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UNLICENSED LABS Secret Santa Regret Antidote novelty vial mockup with teal liquid

The picks

Every vial can carry their name. Display only, not for use.

UNLICENSED LABS Secret Santa Regret Antidote novelty vial mockup with teal liquid Formulation 226 Secret Santa Regret Antidote For the mate stuck holding a terrible Secret Santa gift. Regret, Office Grade 20mL £14.95 In stock UNLICENSED LABS Family Gathering Antidote novelty vial mockup with emerald liquid Formulation 101 Family Gathering Antidote For the mate already dreading Christmas dinner with the in-laws. Reunion Survival Grade 20mL £14.95 In stock UNLICENSED LABS Meeting Antidote novelty display vial with lab-green liquid Formulation 009 Meeting Antidote For the colleague who knew that meeting could've been an email. For Occupational Emergencies 20mL £14.95 In stock UNLICENSED LABS Monday Antidote novelty vial mockup with violet liquid Formulation 192 Monday Antidote For the mate still mourning the weekend by Monday lunchtime. Weekly Recovery Grade 20mL £14.95 In stock UNLICENSED LABS A Bit of Patience novelty display vial with blue liquid Formulation 008 A Bit of Patience For the mum who's asked where everyone's shoes are five times today. Emergency Reserve 20mL £14.95 In stock UNLICENSED LABS Bottled Silence novelty vial mockup with cranberry liquid Formulation 299 Bottled Silence For the mate who hasn't stopped talking since breakfast. Blessed Quiet Grade 20mL £14.95 In stock UNLICENSED LABS British Weather Sample novelty display vial with green-teal liquid Formulation 050 British Weather Sample For the person who checks three weather apps before leaving the house. Origin: Highly Questionable 20mL £14.95 In stock UNLICENSED LABS Tea Essence novelty vial mockup with gold liquid Formulation 297 Tea Essence For the mate who solves every single crisis with a brew. Builder's Grade 20mL £14.95 In stock UNLICENSED LABS Procrastination Cure novelty vial mockup with cobalt liquid Formulation 190 Procrastination Cure For the friend who starts every deadline the night before it's due. Deadline Grade 20mL £14.95 In stock UNLICENSED LABS A Bit Of Common Sense novelty display vial with green-teal liquid Formulation 057 A Bit Of Common Sense For the mate who could really do with some. For When You'Re Running Low 20mL £14.95 In stock Jo's Small Talk Serum personalised gift vial, example photo Formulation 331 Jo's Small Talk Serum For the mate who counts down the minutes at every family gathering. Crowd Endurance Grade 20mL £17.95 In stock Custom Prescription Vial 20mL novelty display vial Unlicensed Labs Custom Prescription Vial For the friend whose personality needs its own custom label. £18.95 In stock

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What makes a good funny Secret Santa gift?

A good funny Secret Santa gift jokes about the person, not at them. It should get a laugh when it’s opened in front of everyone, cost under the limit, and still be worth keeping in January. A named novelty vial does all three: the joke is personal, the price is £14.95 to £18.95, and it sits on a desk for years.

Are these gifts safe for an office Secret Santa?

Yes. Every gift in this collection is chosen to be office-safe, with no rude words on the label and nothing that would worry HR. The humour is about habits everyone recognises, like needing more coffee or patience on a Monday.

Can I find a funny Secret Santa gift under £20?

Yes, everything here is under £20. Most vials are £14.95, personalised designs are £17.95 and a fully custom label you write yourself is £18.95. That leaves room inside a £20 limit for a card, and you won’t need to add a second small gift to make it feel finished.

What should I buy for a Secret Santa I don’t know well?

Pick a joke that fits almost anyone, such as tiredness, tea or coffee habits, or the long wait for Friday. Then add their name to the label. A name makes a general joke feel personal, so it reads like you know them better than you do. Nobody can tell you only knew their job title.

Does a family Secret Santa need a different kind of gift?

A family draw can be a little more personal, because everyone shares the in-jokes. Think of the uncle who always falls asleep after lunch or the sister who is never on time. Write that habit onto a custom label with their name and you have a gift the whole table will understand straight away.

Can I put their name on a Secret Santa gift?

Yes. Most of the vials in this collection can carry a name, and the builder checks it fits the label before you order. You can also write the whole label yourself for £18.95. A name turns a funny gift into one that was clearly bought for them, which is the point of Secret Santa.

When should I order Secret Santa gifts for Christmas?

For UK delivery before Christmas, order personalised vials by 15 December and ready-made vials by 17 December. Office draws often happen earlier, at the last day before the break, so check your party date and order a week before it. Each vial is made to order and packed in its own box.

Got an office in-joke?

Write your own label with their name and their best-known habit.

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What do people ask about funny Secret Santa gifts?

What is a good funny Secret Santa gift under £20?

A personalised novelty vial with a joke about their habits. Most are £14.95 and every gift in this collection is under £20.


Are these Secret Santa gifts suitable for work?

Yes. Every pick here is office-safe, with no rude wording on the label.


Is there real liquid in the vial?

It holds coloured display liquid. Personalised novelty vials. Display only, not for use.


Can I add a name to the label?

Yes. Most designs can carry a name, and the builder tells you if it is too long before you order.

All Unlicensed Labs products are novelty items containing coloured display liquid. Display only. Not for consumption or use. 18+.