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Gift collections
Formulation 002
Unicorn Jizz
For the friend who still believes. Mythical Reproductive Extract
20mL
£15.95
In stock
Formulation 003
Peptides For Farting
For the dad who blames the dog every single time. Digestive Support Compound
20mL
£14.95
Low stock
Formulation 004
Courtney's Fat Jab
For the friend who never stops talking about it. Metabolic Regulator
20mL
£17.95
In stock
Formulation 005
Adamantium
For the mate who thinks they're indestructible. Synthetic Element Compound
20mL
£18.95
Back order
Formulation 006
Zoe's Cure For Being A Karen
For the friend who's already asking for the manager. Social Harmony Compound
20mL
£17.95
Back order
Formulation 007
Compound V
For the mate still waiting for their superpowers to turn up. Superhuman Development Formula
20mL
£18.95
Back order
Formulation 008
A Bit of Patience
For the mum who's asked where everyone's shoes are five times today. Emergency Reserve
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 009
Meeting Antidote
For the colleague who knew that meeting could've been an email. For Occupational Emergencies
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 010
Dragon Blood
For the mate who takes fantasy far too seriously. Rare Draconic Specimen
20mL
£16.95
In stock
Formulation 012
Anti-Gravity Fluid
For the mate who's convinced their garage invention will finally work. Unclassified Specimen
20mL
£16.95
In stock
Formulation 013
Annual Leave Essence
For the colleague counting down the days until their next holiday. For Occupational Emergencies
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 014
Casey's Meeting Antidote
For the colleague whose calendar is back-to-back from nine till five. Workplace Tolerance Agent
20mL
£17.95
In stock