Unlicensed Labs — Est. 2026
Experimental solutions
for everyday problems
Small-batch novelty formulations, bottled and labelled in the UK. Pick one off the shelf, or write your own label.
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Gravy Concentrate
£14.95
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Family Gathering Antidote
£14.95
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Mother-In-Law Repellent
£14.95
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Hangover Antidote
£14.95
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Boss Repellent
£14.95
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Dad Strength
£14.95
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Mummy Issues Antidote
£14.95
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Road Rage Antidote
£14.95
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Micromanager Antidote
£14.95
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Work Avoidance Serum
£14.95
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Sick Day Serum
£14.95
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The range
Currently in production
Formulation 363
Villain Origin Story Prevention Serum
Villain Arc Prevention
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 361
Off-With-Their-Heads Temper Tonic
Temper Control, Royal
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 360
Mad Hatter's Last Drop of Sanity
Final Sanity Reserve
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 359
Always Late Antidote
Punctuality Restorer
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 358
One Wish Left — Emergency Reserve
Last Wish, Reserve Stock
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 357
Tiny Person, Massive Temper Tonic
Pocket-Sized Rage Tonic
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Personalised
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Three label styles, eleven liquid colours, white or holographic stock and black, blue or red ink. 20mL, printed in-house and dispatched within two to three working days.