Formulation 327
Sasha's Road Rage Antidote
For the mate who narrates every traffic jam like a war crime.
Dual Carriageway Grade · 20mL
Personalise itHand it over the moment the horn gets more use than the indicator.
A personalised gift for a driver. It suits a friend who gives a running commentary on other drivers. Sasha’s Road Rage Antidote gives the joke a serious laboratory-style label on a 20mL glass display vial. Add their name and preview the label before buying; the preview tells you straight away if a name is too long to fit. The personal detail makes the fictional case unmistakably theirs.
£17.95
In stock
Rather have it without a name?Road Rage Antidote£14.95
About this gift
Personalised gift for a driver
The fictional Highways Calm Unit has received several reports from passengers of one familiar driver. None of the reports are complaints exactly; they are mostly impressed by the vocabulary.
With Sasha's Road Rage Antidote, the label carries both the introduction and the punchline. The name supplies the introduction, and “Dual Carriageway Grade” supplies the departmental tone. The result is a compact fictional exhibit that can start a conversation without needing you to explain the entire imaginary investigation.
Who it’s for
For the friend who narrates every journey and rates every roundabout. Their name on the label makes it a personal award for services to commentary.
For this Sasha's Road Rage Antidote design, enter one name and see the label preview before buying. If a name is too long to fit the label, the preview says so straight away rather than shrinking it. Only the name changes; the wording and established design stay fixed.
What you get
- A 20mL glass vial carrying the Sasha's Road Rage Antidote design.
- A printed 50 x 30mm label with the Dual Carriageway Grade subtitle.
- Orange coloured display liquid, intended for decorative display only and not for use.
- A small keepsake for a friend who gives a running commentary on other drivers.
- Sasha is the example name; your chosen name replaces it on the finished label.
Why it makes a great gift
It is a fond nudge about a very common habit. Present it before the next long drive and keep it in the glovebox for display.
How to take it
- Lower the window before shouting.
- Pass it along before the next roundabout.
- Let the other driver win, quietly.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08327
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For the mate who narrates every traffic jam like a war crime.
Dual Carriageway Grade · 20mL
Personalise itHand it over the moment the horn gets more use than the indicator.
A personalised gift for a driver. It suits a friend who gives a running commentary on other drivers. Sasha’s Road Rage Antidote gives the joke a serious laboratory-style label on a 20mL glass display vial. Add their name and preview the label before buying; the preview tells you straight away if a name is too long to fit. The personal detail makes the fictional case unmistakably theirs.
£17.95
In stock
Rather have it without a name?Road Rage Antidote£14.95 Formulation
How to take it
- Lower the window before shouting.
- Pass it along before the next roundabout.
- Let the other driver win, quietly.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08327
About this gift
Personalised gift for a driver
The fictional Highways Calm Unit has received several reports from passengers of one familiar driver. None of the reports are complaints exactly; they are mostly impressed by the vocabulary.
With Sasha's Road Rage Antidote, the label carries both the introduction and the punchline. The name supplies the introduction, and “Dual Carriageway Grade” supplies the departmental tone. The result is a compact fictional exhibit that can start a conversation without needing you to explain the entire imaginary investigation.
Who it’s for
For the friend who narrates every journey and rates every roundabout. Their name on the label makes it a personal award for services to commentary.
For this Sasha's Road Rage Antidote design, enter one name and see the label preview before buying. If a name is too long to fit the label, the preview says so straight away rather than shrinking it. Only the name changes; the wording and established design stay fixed.
What you get
- A 20mL glass vial carrying the Sasha's Road Rage Antidote design.
- A printed 50 x 30mm label with the Dual Carriageway Grade subtitle.
- Orange coloured display liquid, intended for decorative display only and not for use.
- A small keepsake for a friend who gives a running commentary on other drivers.
- Sasha is the example name; your chosen name replaces it on the finished label.
Why it makes a great gift
It is a fond nudge about a very common habit. Present it before the next long drive and keep it in the glovebox for display.
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