Formulation 349
Bad Luck Curse Remover
Hex Reversal, Domestic · 20mL
Somebody definitely annoyed a witch.
Bad Luck Curse Remover is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. A fictional curse remover for the friend whose week has become a sequence of ridiculous setbacks. A small sympathetic joke when the bad luck is minor enough to laugh about. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
About this gift
Bad Luck Curse Remover joins the Fairy-Tale Formulas range from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the friend who must have annoyed a witch.
A fictional curse remover for the friend whose week has become a sequence of ridiculous setbacks. A small sympathetic joke when the bad luck is minor enough to laugh about.
The label carries the deadpan line “Somebody definitely annoyed a witch.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Fairy-Tale Formulas collection; product code FT-11
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
How to take it
- Present after the toast lands butter-side down.
- Hand over to the friend with the worst run of luck.
- File under 'witch possibly annoyed'.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08349
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Formulation 349
Hex Reversal, Domestic · 20mL
Somebody definitely annoyed a witch.
Bad Luck Curse Remover is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. A fictional curse remover for the friend whose week has become a sequence of ridiculous setbacks. A small sympathetic joke when the bad luck is minor enough to laugh about. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Present after the toast lands butter-side down.
- Hand over to the friend with the worst run of luck.
- File under 'witch possibly annoyed'.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08349
About this gift
Bad Luck Curse Remover joins the Fairy-Tale Formulas range from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the friend who must have annoyed a witch.
A fictional curse remover for the friend whose week has become a sequence of ridiculous setbacks. A small sympathetic joke when the bad luck is minor enough to laugh about.
The label carries the deadpan line “Somebody definitely annoyed a witch.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Fairy-Tale Formulas collection; product code FT-11
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
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