Formulation 304
Ghost Tears
For the mate who swears their house is properly haunted.
Spectral Grade · 20mL
Present to the friend who's convinced their house is haunted by something minor.
Ghost Tears is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For collectors of impossible things and people with a suitably strange sense of humour. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
About this gift
Ghost Tears brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For collectors of impossible things and people with a suitably strange sense of humour.
A small addition to an imaginary apothecary. The Mythical collection presents impossible specimens with the seriousness of a laboratory archive.
The label carries the deadpan line “Authenticity Not Established”, with the additional joke “Presence may be intermittent.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Mythical collection; product code S-208
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
How to take it
- Display somewhere suitably dim.
- Hand over during the next ghost story.
- Keep for unexplained cold spots.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08304
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For the mate who swears their house is properly haunted.
Spectral Grade · 20mL
Present to the friend who's convinced their house is haunted by something minor.
Ghost Tears is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For collectors of impossible things and people with a suitably strange sense of humour. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Display somewhere suitably dim.
- Hand over during the next ghost story.
- Keep for unexplained cold spots.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08304
About this gift
Ghost Tears brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For collectors of impossible things and people with a suitably strange sense of humour.
A small addition to an imaginary apothecary. The Mythical collection presents impossible specimens with the seriousness of a laboratory archive.
The label carries the deadpan line “Authenticity Not Established”, with the additional joke “Presence may be intermittent.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Mythical collection; product code S-208
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
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