Formulation 341
Happily Ever After Maintenance Potion
Marriage Upkeep Formula · 20mL
Fairy tales forgot the washing-up.
Happily Ever After Maintenance Potion is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. A straight-faced anniversary joke for couples who know romance comes with bins, laundry and arguments over the dishwasher. A fictional maintenance potion for a very real shared life. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
About this gift
Happily Ever After Maintenance Potion joins the Fairy-Tale Formulas range from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the couple who discovered happily ever after has chores.
A straight-faced anniversary joke for couples who know romance comes with bins, laundry and arguments over the dishwasher. A fictional maintenance potion for a very real shared life.
The label carries the deadpan line “Fairy tales forgot the washing-up.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Fairy-Tale Formulas collection; product code FT-03
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
How to take it
- Present on the anniversary, after the bins go out.
- Hand over with a list of who did the washing-up.
- File under 'ever after, admin'.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08341
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Formulation 341
Marriage Upkeep Formula · 20mL
Fairy tales forgot the washing-up.
Happily Ever After Maintenance Potion is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. A straight-faced anniversary joke for couples who know romance comes with bins, laundry and arguments over the dishwasher. A fictional maintenance potion for a very real shared life. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Present on the anniversary, after the bins go out.
- Hand over with a list of who did the washing-up.
- File under 'ever after, admin'.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08341
About this gift
Happily Ever After Maintenance Potion joins the Fairy-Tale Formulas range from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the couple who discovered happily ever after has chores.
A straight-faced anniversary joke for couples who know romance comes with bins, laundry and arguments over the dishwasher. A fictional maintenance potion for a very real shared life.
The label carries the deadpan line “Fairy tales forgot the washing-up.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Fairy-Tale Formulas collection; product code FT-03
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
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