Formulation 282
Happy Juice
For the mate who needs something to smile about today.
Suspiciously Upbeat · 20mL
Hand over to the one friend who's weirdly cheerful before 9am, every single day.
Happy Juice is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
About this gift
Happy Juice brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label.
A little sentiment, filed under laboratory supplies. The Connection collection gives affectionate gestures an unusual specimen-label twist.
The label carries the deadpan line “Handle with Sentiment”, with the additional joke “Joy not subject to a warranty.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Connection collection; product code H-250
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
How to take it
- Present with mild suspicion.
- Display somewhere the mood can't escape.
- File under 'how are they like this'.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08282
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Formulation 282
For the mate who needs something to smile about today.
Suspiciously Upbeat · 20mL
Hand over to the one friend who's weirdly cheerful before 9am, every single day.
Happy Juice is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Present with mild suspicion.
- Display somewhere the mood can't escape.
- File under 'how are they like this'.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08282
About this gift
Happy Juice brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label.
A little sentiment, filed under laboratory supplies. The Connection collection gives affectionate gestures an unusual specimen-label twist.
The label carries the deadpan line “Handle with Sentiment”, with the additional joke “Joy not subject to a warranty.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Connection collection; product code H-250
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
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