Formulation 217
Kyber Crystal Solution
For the mate who's spent more on merch than on rent.
Assembly Grade · 20mL
Keep handy for the flat-pack furniture that came with zero usable instructions.
Kyber Crystal Solution is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the shelf that looks as though it belongs to a highly questionable research department. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
About this gift
Kyber Crystal Solution brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For the shelf that looks as though it belongs to a highly questionable research department.
Build a fictional laboratory collection one specimen at a time. The Experimental range brings science-fiction ideas to a compact display vial with an industrial lab aesthetic.
The label carries the deadpan line “Unclassified Laboratory Specimen”, with the additional joke “Assembly instructions classified.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Experimental collection; product code X-175
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
How to take it
- Lay out thirty identical screws.
- Build it the wrong way round twice.
- Call it rustic and move on.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08217
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For the mate who's spent more on merch than on rent.
Assembly Grade · 20mL
Keep handy for the flat-pack furniture that came with zero usable instructions.
Kyber Crystal Solution is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the shelf that looks as though it belongs to a highly questionable research department. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Lay out thirty identical screws.
- Build it the wrong way round twice.
- Call it rustic and move on.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08217
About this gift
Kyber Crystal Solution brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For the shelf that looks as though it belongs to a highly questionable research department.
Build a fictional laboratory collection one specimen at a time. The Experimental range brings science-fiction ideas to a compact display vial with an industrial lab aesthetic.
The label carries the deadpan line “Unclassified Laboratory Specimen”, with the additional joke “Assembly instructions classified.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Experimental collection; product code X-175
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
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