Formulation 059
A Bit Of Luck
For the friend walking into a job interview completely unprepared.
Results Not Guaranteed · 20mL
The label gives an encouraging thought a playful physical form.
A lucky keepsake gift for a friend preparing for a new adventure. A Bit Of Luck gives the joke a serious laboratory-style label on a 20mL glass display vial. Choose it for a new beginning surprise with a deliberately deadpan presentation. The label supplies the punchline; their own stories supply the rest.
£14.95
In stock
About this gift
Lucky keepsake gift
The fictional Chance Allocation Office refuses to reveal how it distributes favourable coincidences. The receptionist suggests smiling politely at the possibility of a good outcome. This tiny reserve has therefore been catalogued as an optimistic gesture with exceptionally mysterious administrative origins.
With A Bit Of Luck, the label carries both the introduction and the punchline. “Results Not Guaranteed” sounds appropriately departmental; “The universe owes you nothing.” rather undermines the professional impression. The result is a compact fictional exhibit that can start a conversation without needing you to explain the entire imaginary investigation.
Who it’s for
Choose a friend starting a new job, moving away or taking on a challenge they are excited about. It is a little good luck keepsake that marks your support without pretending to know what the next chapter will bring.
In the UNLICENSED LABS collection, A Bit Of Luck belongs to the A Bit Of… range. That context makes it easy to pair the recipient’s particular sense of humour with a design that feels intentionally chosen, whether this is their first imaginary specimen or another addition to a growing shelf of curiosities.
What you get
- A 20mL glass vial carrying the A Bit Of Luck design.
- A printed 50 x 30mm label with the Results Not Guaranteed subtitle.
- Orange coloured display liquid, intended for decorative display only and not for use.
- A small new beginning keepsake for a friend preparing for a new adventure.
- The fixed A Bit Of Luck wording, supplied as a standard, non-personalised design.
Why it makes a great gift
The label gives an encouraging thought a playful physical form. Present it with your own good wishes, and the recipient can attach the object to the occasion rather than to any elaborate explanation of its imaginary department.
How to take it
- Announce the imaginary A Bit Of Luck file.
- Present the exhibit with an entirely serious expression.
- Accept all new beginning remarks as fictional testimony.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08059
Formulation 059
For the friend walking into a job interview completely unprepared.
Results Not Guaranteed · 20mL
The label gives an encouraging thought a playful physical form.
A lucky keepsake gift for a friend preparing for a new adventure. A Bit Of Luck gives the joke a serious laboratory-style label on a 20mL glass display vial. Choose it for a new beginning surprise with a deliberately deadpan presentation. The label supplies the punchline; their own stories supply the rest.
£14.95
In stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Announce the imaginary A Bit Of Luck file.
- Present the exhibit with an entirely serious expression.
- Accept all new beginning remarks as fictional testimony.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08059
About this gift
Lucky keepsake gift
The fictional Chance Allocation Office refuses to reveal how it distributes favourable coincidences. The receptionist suggests smiling politely at the possibility of a good outcome. This tiny reserve has therefore been catalogued as an optimistic gesture with exceptionally mysterious administrative origins.
With A Bit Of Luck, the label carries both the introduction and the punchline. “Results Not Guaranteed” sounds appropriately departmental; “The universe owes you nothing.” rather undermines the professional impression. The result is a compact fictional exhibit that can start a conversation without needing you to explain the entire imaginary investigation.
Who it’s for
Choose a friend starting a new job, moving away or taking on a challenge they are excited about. It is a little good luck keepsake that marks your support without pretending to know what the next chapter will bring.
In the UNLICENSED LABS collection, A Bit Of Luck belongs to the A Bit Of… range. That context makes it easy to pair the recipient’s particular sense of humour with a design that feels intentionally chosen, whether this is their first imaginary specimen or another addition to a growing shelf of curiosities.
What you get
- A 20mL glass vial carrying the A Bit Of Luck design.
- A printed 50 x 30mm label with the Results Not Guaranteed subtitle.
- Orange coloured display liquid, intended for decorative display only and not for use.
- A small new beginning keepsake for a friend preparing for a new adventure.
- The fixed A Bit Of Luck wording, supplied as a standard, non-personalised design.
Why it makes a great gift
The label gives an encouraging thought a playful physical form. Present it with your own good wishes, and the recipient can attach the object to the occasion rather than to any elaborate explanation of its imaginary department.