Formulation 003
Peptides For Farting
For the dad who blames the dog every single time.
Digestive Support Compound · 20mL
For the person who has blamed the dog one time too many.
A funny gift for the person who has blamed the dog one time too many. Peptides For Farting gives a familiar household problem the full laboratory treatment in a 20mL glass display vial, complete with a Digestive Support Compound label. A small, straight-faced joke for a dad, partner or housemate who already knows exactly why you bought it.
£14.95
Low stock
About this gift
A funny gift for the household’s chief suspect
Peptides For Farting has completed its fictional trials, though several researchers have asked to be moved to a different wing. The label describes it as a Digestive Support Compound, which is about as dignified as this subject will ever get.
The humour is in the mismatch: schoolyard material dressed in clean clinical type, with a batch number and protocol to match. It looks like it belongs in a lab fridge. Everybody knows it belongs on the shelf of whoever opened the car window first.
Who it’s for
Choose it as a funny gift for dad when he still claims the sofa made that noise. It also works as a Secret Santa gift for a colleague with a famously eventful lunch, a stocking filler for a partner, or a joke birthday gift for a housemate. It suits anyone who will laugh at the label first and deny everything second.
What you get
- A 20mL glass vial for a shelf, desk or bathroom windowsill.
- A printed 50 x 30mm Peptides For Farting label with the Digestive Support Compound descriptor.
- Light blue coloured display liquid, decorative only and not for use.
- A finished design with its name and wording already set.
Why it makes a great gift
It turns a long-running family accusation into an official-looking exhibit. No speech is needed: hand it over, let them read the label, and watch them work out who told you. At this price it is an easy add-on to a bigger present, or a joke that lands perfectly well on its own.
How to take it
- Shake well before use.
- Apply directly to pulse points.
- Allow 10 minutes before entering a lift.
- Do not exceed 2 applications per day.
- Reapply as the dog stops taking the blame.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08003
Formulation 003
For the dad who blames the dog every single time.
Digestive Support Compound · 20mL
For the person who has blamed the dog one time too many.
A funny gift for the person who has blamed the dog one time too many. Peptides For Farting gives a familiar household problem the full laboratory treatment in a 20mL glass display vial, complete with a Digestive Support Compound label. A small, straight-faced joke for a dad, partner or housemate who already knows exactly why you bought it.
£14.95
Low stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Shake well before use.
- Apply directly to pulse points.
- Allow 10 minutes before entering a lift.
- Do not exceed 2 applications per day.
- Reapply as the dog stops taking the blame.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08003
About this gift
A funny gift for the household’s chief suspect
Peptides For Farting has completed its fictional trials, though several researchers have asked to be moved to a different wing. The label describes it as a Digestive Support Compound, which is about as dignified as this subject will ever get.
The humour is in the mismatch: schoolyard material dressed in clean clinical type, with a batch number and protocol to match. It looks like it belongs in a lab fridge. Everybody knows it belongs on the shelf of whoever opened the car window first.
Who it’s for
Choose it as a funny gift for dad when he still claims the sofa made that noise. It also works as a Secret Santa gift for a colleague with a famously eventful lunch, a stocking filler for a partner, or a joke birthday gift for a housemate. It suits anyone who will laugh at the label first and deny everything second.
What you get
- A 20mL glass vial for a shelf, desk or bathroom windowsill.
- A printed 50 x 30mm Peptides For Farting label with the Digestive Support Compound descriptor.
- Light blue coloured display liquid, decorative only and not for use.
- A finished design with its name and wording already set.
Why it makes a great gift
It turns a long-running family accusation into an official-looking exhibit. No speech is needed: hand it over, let them read the label, and watch them work out who told you. At this price it is an easy add-on to a bigger present, or a joke that lands perfectly well on its own.