Formulation 319
Elliot's Emergency Common Sense
For the mate whose plans always need a solid backup plan.
Break-Glass Reasoning · 20mL
Personalise itKept behind glass for the moment a perfectly simple plan starts to wobble.
A personalised gift for an impulsive friend. It suits a friend whose plans need a back-up plan. Elliot’s Emergency Common Sense gives the joke a serious laboratory-style label on a 20mL glass display vial. Add their name and preview the label before buying; the preview tells you straight away if a name is too long to fit. The personal detail makes the fictional case unmistakably theirs.
£17.95
In stock
About this gift
Personalised gift for an impulsive friend
The fictional Emergency Reasoning Store keeps a small reserve for one named customer. Stock levels are checked weekly, usually after a new idea is announced in the group chat.
With Elliot's Emergency Common Sense, the label carries both the introduction and the punchline. The name supplies the introduction, and “Break-Glass Reasoning” supplies the departmental tone. The result is a compact fictional exhibit that can start a conversation without needing you to explain the entire imaginary investigation.
Who it’s for
For the friend who books first and reads the details later. Their name on the label reserves the stock for them, which is only fair given how often it gets called on.
For this Elliot's Emergency Common Sense design, enter one name and see the label preview before buying. If a name is too long to fit the label, the preview says so straight away rather than shrinking it. Only the name changes; the wording and established design stay fixed.
What you get
- A 20mL glass vial carrying the Elliot's Emergency Common Sense design.
- A printed 50 x 30mm label with the Break-Glass Reasoning subtitle.
- Green teal coloured display liquid, intended for decorative display only and not for use.
- A small keepsake for a friend whose plans need a back-up plan.
- Elliot is the example name; your chosen name replaces it on the finished label.
Why it makes a great gift
It turns a familiar habit into a proper emergency kit. Hand it over before their next big plan and point out where the imaginary glass is.
How to take it
- Display in plain sight before the next big idea.
- Break the imaginary glass only if needed.
- Log every near miss for the annual review.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08319
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For the mate whose plans always need a solid backup plan.
Break-Glass Reasoning · 20mL
Personalise itKept behind glass for the moment a perfectly simple plan starts to wobble.
A personalised gift for an impulsive friend. It suits a friend whose plans need a back-up plan. Elliot’s Emergency Common Sense gives the joke a serious laboratory-style label on a 20mL glass display vial. Add their name and preview the label before buying; the preview tells you straight away if a name is too long to fit. The personal detail makes the fictional case unmistakably theirs.
£17.95
In stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Display in plain sight before the next big idea.
- Break the imaginary glass only if needed.
- Log every near miss for the annual review.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08319
About this gift
Personalised gift for an impulsive friend
The fictional Emergency Reasoning Store keeps a small reserve for one named customer. Stock levels are checked weekly, usually after a new idea is announced in the group chat.
With Elliot's Emergency Common Sense, the label carries both the introduction and the punchline. The name supplies the introduction, and “Break-Glass Reasoning” supplies the departmental tone. The result is a compact fictional exhibit that can start a conversation without needing you to explain the entire imaginary investigation.
Who it’s for
For the friend who books first and reads the details later. Their name on the label reserves the stock for them, which is only fair given how often it gets called on.
For this Elliot's Emergency Common Sense design, enter one name and see the label preview before buying. If a name is too long to fit the label, the preview says so straight away rather than shrinking it. Only the name changes; the wording and established design stay fixed.
What you get
- A 20mL glass vial carrying the Elliot's Emergency Common Sense design.
- A printed 50 x 30mm label with the Break-Glass Reasoning subtitle.
- Green teal coloured display liquid, intended for decorative display only and not for use.
- A small keepsake for a friend whose plans need a back-up plan.
- Elliot is the example name; your chosen name replaces it on the finished label.
Why it makes a great gift
It turns a familiar habit into a proper emergency kit. Hand it over before their next big plan and point out where the imaginary glass is.
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