Formulation 298
Rain Extract
For the mate whose plans always get rained on, literally.
Forecast Grade · 20mL
Present to whoever left the umbrella at home again, right on schedule.
Rain Extract is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the forecast that always manages to arrive just as you leave the house. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
About this gift
Rain Extract brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For the forecast that always manages to arrive just as you leave the house.
A very serious specimen for a very British sense of humour. The Local collection turns familiar places and everyday British observations into small display gifts.
The label carries the deadpan line “Origin: Highly Questionable”, with the additional joke “British stock never runs out.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Local collection; product code L-273
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
How to take it
- Display somewhere suitably overcast-looking.
- Hand over the moment the forecast turns.
- File under 'British stock never runs out'.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08298
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For the mate whose plans always get rained on, literally.
Forecast Grade · 20mL
Present to whoever left the umbrella at home again, right on schedule.
Rain Extract is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the forecast that always manages to arrive just as you leave the house. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Display somewhere suitably overcast-looking.
- Hand over the moment the forecast turns.
- File under 'British stock never runs out'.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08298
About this gift
Rain Extract brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For the forecast that always manages to arrive just as you leave the house.
A very serious specimen for a very British sense of humour. The Local collection turns familiar places and everyday British observations into small display gifts.
The label carries the deadpan line “Origin: Highly Questionable”, with the additional joke “British stock never runs out.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Local collection; product code L-273
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
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