Formulation 226
Secret Santa Regret Antidote
For the mate stuck holding a terrible Secret Santa gift.
Regret, Office Grade · 20mL
Gift it to whoever drew the worst Secret Santa name in the office this year.
Secret Santa Regret Antidote is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
About this gift
Secret Santa Regret Antidote brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label.
Bring a little deadpan humour to the desk. The Workplace collection turns familiar office frustrations into mock laboratory supplies for colleagues who share the joke.
The label carries the deadpan line “For Occupational Emergencies”, with the additional joke “Hindsight included at no charge.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Workplace collection; product code W-078
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
How to take it
- Wrap badly on purpose.
- Hand over at the office party.
- Shelve next to the complaints box.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08226
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Formulation 226
For the mate stuck holding a terrible Secret Santa gift.
Regret, Office Grade · 20mL
Gift it to whoever drew the worst Secret Santa name in the office this year.
Secret Santa Regret Antidote is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Wrap badly on purpose.
- Hand over at the office party.
- Shelve next to the complaints box.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08226
About this gift
Secret Santa Regret Antidote brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label.
Bring a little deadpan humour to the desk. The Workplace collection turns familiar office frustrations into mock laboratory supplies for colleagues who share the joke.
The label carries the deadpan line “For Occupational Emergencies”, with the additional joke “Hindsight included at no charge.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Workplace collection; product code W-078
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
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