Formulation 116
Teenager Antidote
For the parent whose only communication these days is a sigh.
Eye-Roll Reduction Formula · 20mL
Present it before asking a simple question that gets answered with a groan.
Teenager Antidote is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the household department responsible for eye rolls and missing motivation. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
Want their name on it?Cam's Teenager Antidote£17.95
About this gift
Teenager Antidote brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For the household department responsible for eye rolls and missing motivation.
Family life provides the material; UNLICENSED LABS™ supplies the straight-faced label. A small display gift for the relative who enjoys a knowing joke.
The label carries the deadpan line “Keep for Family Emergencies”, with the additional joke “Eye-rolling remains possible.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Family collection; product code F-114
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
How to take it
- Ask the simple question anyway.
- Note it down before the bedroom door slams.
- Accept 'fine' as the full answer.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08116
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Formulation 116
For the parent whose only communication these days is a sigh.
Eye-Roll Reduction Formula · 20mL
Present it before asking a simple question that gets answered with a groan.
Teenager Antidote is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the household department responsible for eye rolls and missing motivation. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
Want their name on it?Cam's Teenager Antidote£17.95 Formulation
How to take it
- Ask the simple question anyway.
- Note it down before the bedroom door slams.
- Accept 'fine' as the full answer.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08116
About this gift
Teenager Antidote brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For the household department responsible for eye rolls and missing motivation.
Family life provides the material; UNLICENSED LABS™ supplies the straight-faced label. A small display gift for the relative who enjoys a knowing joke.
The label carries the deadpan line “Keep for Family Emergencies”, with the additional joke “Eye-rolling remains possible.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Family collection; product code F-114
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
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