Formulation 241
A Bit Of Maturity
For the mate who still names their farts after celebrities.
Maturity, Grown-Up Grade · 20mL
Gift it to the thirty-something who still can't load a dishwasher.
A Bit Of Maturity is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
About this gift
A Bit Of Maturity brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label.
For someone who could use just a little more of something. The A Bit Of… collection turns everyday qualities into tiny emergency reserves, complete with a straight-faced laboratory label.
The label carries the deadpan line “Developmental Booster”, with the additional joke “Age not accepted as evidence.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- A Bit Of… collection; product code AB-18
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
How to take it
- Display somewhere the chores get ignored.
- Hand over after the latest tantrum.
- Keep for ongoing development.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08241
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Formulation 241
For the mate who still names their farts after celebrities.
Maturity, Grown-Up Grade · 20mL
Gift it to the thirty-something who still can't load a dishwasher.
A Bit Of Maturity is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Display somewhere the chores get ignored.
- Hand over after the latest tantrum.
- Keep for ongoing development.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08241
About this gift
A Bit Of Maturity brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label.
For someone who could use just a little more of something. The A Bit Of… collection turns everyday qualities into tiny emergency reserves, complete with a straight-faced laboratory label.
The label carries the deadpan line “Developmental Booster”, with the additional joke “Age not accepted as evidence.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- A Bit Of… collection; product code AB-18
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
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