Formulation 290
Scottish Mist
For the mate who defends Scottish weather like it's a personal insult.
Highland Grade · 20mL
Present to the relative who swears the weather up north 'builds character'.
Scottish Mist is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For a little local pride with an unusually official-looking label. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
About this gift
Scottish Mist brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For a little local pride with an unusually official-looking label.
A very serious specimen for a very British sense of humour. The Local collection turns familiar places and everyday British observations into small display gifts.
The label carries the deadpan line “Origin: Highly Questionable”, with the additional joke “May contain weather.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Local collection; product code L-264
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
How to take it
- Display somewhere suitably damp-looking.
- Hand over with a weather warning.
- File under 'character building'.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08290
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For the mate who defends Scottish weather like it's a personal insult.
Highland Grade · 20mL
Present to the relative who swears the weather up north 'builds character'.
Scottish Mist is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For a little local pride with an unusually official-looking label. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Display somewhere suitably damp-looking.
- Hand over with a weather warning.
- File under 'character building'.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08290
About this gift
Scottish Mist brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For a little local pride with an unusually official-looking label.
A very serious specimen for a very British sense of humour. The Local collection turns familiar places and everyday British observations into small display gifts.
The label carries the deadpan line “Origin: Highly Questionable”, with the additional joke “May contain weather.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Local collection; product code L-264
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
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