Quick picks
- Best sibling gift overall: Favourite Child Antidote
- For the middle one: Cure For Middle Child Syndrome
- For the sibling who never grew up: Never-Grow-Up Elixir
- For the one who says exactly what they think: A Bit Of Tact
- Rule of thumb: tease the role they play in the family, not the person
The best funny gifts for your brother or sister are about the family itself: who was the favourite, who got blamed for everything and who still acts like they are twelve. Siblings have the longest-running jokes of anyone you know, so a small gift that plays on one of them gets a bigger laugh than anything expensive. This guide covers sibling gifts under £15 that suit brothers, sisters, older ones, younger ones and the middle child who has been waiting years for someone to notice.
| Gift | Price | Best for |
|---|---|---|
| Favourite Child Antidote | £14.95 | The sibling everyone knows was the favourite |
| Cure For Middle Child Syndrome | £14.95 | The forgotten middle one |
| Never-Grow-Up Elixir | £14.95 | The grown adult who still acts like a kid |
| A Bit Of Tact | £14.95 | The sibling with no filter |
| A Bit Of Maturity | £14.95 | The younger sibling who is now in their thirties |
| A Bit Of A Clue | £14.95 | The brother or sister who is always lost |
What is a good funny gift for a brother or sister?
A gift about the part they play in the family. Every family has roles that never change, no matter how old everyone gets. There is the golden child, the troublemaker, the one who is always late and the one who organises everything. A gift that names their role gets an instant laugh from the whole family, because everyone has been saying it for years. It also works for a sibling who lives far away, since the joke needs no explaining.
Why are siblings so easy to tease?
Because you have the most material. You grew up together, you know every embarrassing story and you remember exactly who broke the remote control. Brothers and sisters also tend to take a joke better from each other than from anyone else. The teasing is part of how siblings show affection, so a funny gift often means more than a sensible one. It says “I know you” without either of you having to say anything soppy.
What do you buy the sibling who was the favourite?
Favourite Child Antidote. This is the classic sibling joke, and it works whichever side you are on. Give it to the brother or sister who clearly got away with everything, and watch the rest of the family nod along. Or give it to yourself, in front of them, and claim the title. Either way, it starts the same argument every family has had for decades, and it ends up on the mantelpiece as a trophy.
The sibling everyone knows was the favourite
Favourite Child Antidote
£14.95For the golden child who got the bigger bedroom and never got told off. The family debate, settled on a shelf.
What is a funny gift for a middle child?
Cure For Middle Child Syndrome. Middle children love to point out that they were overlooked, that the eldest got all the firsts and the youngest got all the attention. This gift finally gives them the recognition they have been asking for. It is a joke they will happily show off, and it works just as well from a parent as from a brother or sister.
The forgotten middle one
For the middle child who has the photo albums to prove it. Recognition, at last, in a vial.
What do you buy a sibling who never grew up?
Never-Grow-Up Elixir. Some brothers and sisters are thirty-five going on twelve. They still put a whoopee cushion on the chair at Christmas, still race you to the car and still think they should get the front seat. This gift celebrates their refusal to act their age. It is a warm joke rather than a dig, which makes it easy to give to anyone with a big sense of fun.
The grown adult who still acts like a kid
Never-Grow-Up Elixir
£14.95For the sibling who has never once acted their age. A top-up for the next family party.
What is a funny gift for a sibling who has no filter?
A Bit Of Tact. Every family has one person who says exactly what everyone else is thinking, usually at the dinner table and usually loudly. If that is your brother or sister, this is the gift. It is a gentle joke about their honesty, and most people with no filter are proud of it, so they tend to love it.
The sibling with no filter
A Bit Of Tact
£14.95For the brother or sister who says the quiet part out loud. A little help before the next family dinner.
What do you buy a younger brother or sister?
A Bit Of Maturity. Younger siblings never quite stop being the baby of the family, even once they have a job, a mortgage and a car. This is the perfect gift from an older brother or sister who still sees them as the little one. It is a cheeky reminder of the pecking order, and they will probably buy you something just as cheeky next year.
The younger sibling who is now in their thirties
A Bit Of Maturity
£14.95For the baby of the family, whatever their age. A reminder that some things never change.
What is a funny gift for an older sibling?
Flip the joke. Older brothers and sisters love to remind everyone that they are the sensible one, so a gift that suggests otherwise lands well. A Bit Of A Clue suits the eldest who is always giving advice but never seems to know where they put their keys. It is a light, friendly tease that works for any age.
The brother or sister who is always lost
A Bit Of A Clue
£14.95For the eldest who has all the answers and none of the directions. A little help, whether they want it or not.
Which funny gift suits which sibling?
| If your sibling is… | Try |
|---|---|
| Obviously the favourite | Favourite Child Antidote |
| The middle child | Cure For Middle Child Syndrome |
| Thirty-five going on twelve | Never-Grow-Up Elixir |
| Brutally honest | A Bit Of Tact |
| Still the baby of the family | A Bit Of Maturity |
| The eldest with all the advice | A Bit Of A Clue |
Are these good gifts for a brother or sister at Christmas?
Yes, and Christmas is when they work best. The whole family is in one room, so a sibling joke gets an audience straight away. Hand it over during present opening and the story behind it will be told before lunch. They also fit easily in a stocking or alongside a bigger present, and they are small enough to post if your brother or sister lives abroad.
What jokes should you avoid with siblings?
Even siblings have limits. Avoid jokes about their partner, their job or their money, especially at a family gathering where those topics can turn awkward. Avoid anything about a real falling-out. The safe zone is childhood roles and harmless habits, the things the family has laughed about for years. If you would not say it at the dinner table, do not put it on a label.
Can you buy a matching set for several siblings?
Yes, and it makes a brilliant joke for a big family. Give the favourite child one vial, the middle child another and the youngest a third, and line them up on the table. The whole family structure ends up on a shelf. It works well from parents too, as a cheeky gift to each of their grown-up children at the same time.
How much should you spend on a sibling?
Most brothers and sisters agree a small budget, or swap one gift each as part of a family Secret Santa. Every pick here is £14.95, which fits most sibling budgets and leaves room for a card. If you would rather spend more, pair a funny vial with a photo of the two of you as children. That combination gets a laugh and a lump in the throat at the same time.
When should you order a sibling gift for Christmas?
Order early if you want a name on the label, because personalised vials are made to order. For UK delivery before Christmas, the last order dates are Tuesday 15 December for personalised vials and Thursday 17 December for standard ones. If your brother or sister lives in Europe, order by Wednesday 2 December. Ordering in November takes the pressure off and gives you time to pick the right joke rather than the first one you see.
Can you put their name on the label?
Yes. Add their name on the product page and you will see a preview before you order. A name turns a family joke into their own trophy. If you have a very specific sibling story, such as the holiday where they got locked out of the caravan, the builder lets you write the whole label yourself. Personalised novelty vials. Display only, not for use.
Got a family story nobody has forgotten?
Put it on a label with your sibling's name on it.
Questions people ask
A gift about their role in the family, such as Favourite Child Antidote or Cure For Middle Child Syndrome. Both are £14.95. Cure For Middle Child Syndrome, a joke about finally getting the attention they always said they missed. Yes. Type it on the product page and you will see a preview before ordering. Coloured display liquid. Every vial is a novelty gift for display only, not for use.What is a funny gift for a brother or sister?
What do you buy a middle child?
Can I add my sibling's name to the vial?
What fills a sibling vial?
