Formulation 105
Cure For Middle Child Syndrome
For the sibling stuck between the golden child and the baby.
Overlooked Formula · 20mL
Pass it to the sibling whose birthday somehow always gets forgotten first.
Cure For Middle Child Syndrome is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For family stories that get funnier every time somebody denies them. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
About this gift
Cure For Middle Child Syndrome brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For family stories that get funnier every time somebody denies them.
Family life provides the material; UNLICENSED LABS™ supplies the straight-faced label. A small display gift for the relative who enjoys a knowing joke.
The label carries the deadpan line “Keep for Family Emergencies”, with the additional joke “Yes, we remembered you.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Family collection; product code F-100
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
How to take it
- Check if anyone remembered this year.
- Shelve it before the comparison starts again.
- Remind everyone you exist, calmly.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08105
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Formulation 105
For the sibling stuck between the golden child and the baby.
Overlooked Formula · 20mL
Pass it to the sibling whose birthday somehow always gets forgotten first.
Cure For Middle Child Syndrome is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For family stories that get funnier every time somebody denies them. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Check if anyone remembered this year.
- Shelve it before the comparison starts again.
- Remind everyone you exist, calmly.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08105
About this gift
Cure For Middle Child Syndrome brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For family stories that get funnier every time somebody denies them.
Family life provides the material; UNLICENSED LABS™ supplies the straight-faced label. A small display gift for the relative who enjoys a knowing joke.
The label carries the deadpan line “Keep for Family Emergencies”, with the additional joke “Yes, we remembered you.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Family collection; product code F-100
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
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