Formulation 246
A Bit Of A Filter
For the mate whose brain-to-mouth filter clearly broke.
Filter, Verbal Restraint · 20mL
Give it to the one whose inside voice never learned where the door is.
A Bit Of A Filter is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the person whose internal editor has apparently taken annual leave. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
About this gift
A Bit Of A Filter brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For the person whose internal editor has apparently taken annual leave.
For someone who could use just a little more of something. The A Bit Of… collection turns everyday qualities into tiny emergency reserves, complete with a straight-faced laboratory label.
The label carries the deadpan line “Verbal Restraint Supply”, with the additional joke “Think first. Novel concept.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- A Bit Of… collection; product code AB-23
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
How to take it
- Keep close during family dinners.
- Hand over before the next overshare.
- File under 'think first'.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08246
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Formulation 246
For the mate whose brain-to-mouth filter clearly broke.
Filter, Verbal Restraint · 20mL
Give it to the one whose inside voice never learned where the door is.
A Bit Of A Filter is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the person whose internal editor has apparently taken annual leave. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Keep close during family dinners.
- Hand over before the next overshare.
- File under 'think first'.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08246
About this gift
A Bit Of A Filter brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For the person whose internal editor has apparently taken annual leave.
For someone who could use just a little more of something. The A Bit Of… collection turns everyday qualities into tiny emergency reserves, complete with a straight-faced laboratory label.
The label carries the deadpan line “Verbal Restraint Supply”, with the additional joke “Think first. Novel concept.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- A Bit Of… collection; product code AB-23
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
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