Formulation 166
Fairy Dust Suspension
For the friend who thinks glitter fixes absolutely everything.
Enchanted Grade · 20mL
Display it for whoever still believes a bit of sparkle fixes everything.
Fairy Dust Suspension is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For collectors of impossible things and people with a suitably strange sense of humour. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
About this gift
Fairy Dust Suspension brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For collectors of impossible things and people with a suitably strange sense of humour.
A small addition to an imaginary apothecary. The Mythical collection presents impossible specimens with the seriousness of a laboratory archive.
The label carries the deadpan line “Authenticity Not Established”, with the additional joke “Wings sold separately.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Mythical collection; product code S-189
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
How to take it
- Sprinkle generously over any bad day.
- Wish carefully, wings not included.
- Store well away from literal interpretation.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08166
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For the friend who thinks glitter fixes absolutely everything.
Enchanted Grade · 20mL
Display it for whoever still believes a bit of sparkle fixes everything.
Fairy Dust Suspension is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For collectors of impossible things and people with a suitably strange sense of humour. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Sprinkle generously over any bad day.
- Wish carefully, wings not included.
- Store well away from literal interpretation.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08166
About this gift
Fairy Dust Suspension brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For collectors of impossible things and people with a suitably strange sense of humour.
A small addition to an imaginary apothecary. The Mythical collection presents impossible specimens with the seriousness of a laboratory archive.
The label carries the deadpan line “Authenticity Not Established”, with the additional joke “Wings sold separately.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Mythical collection; product code S-189
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
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