Formulation 358
One Wish Left — Emergency Reserve
Last Wish, Reserve Stock · 20mL
You wasted the first two.
One Wish Left — Emergency Reserve is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. An imaginary final wish for the friend whose first two would definitely have been terrible ideas. A fairy-tale specimen for birthdays and affectionate bad-decision jokes. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
About this gift
One Wish Left — Emergency Reserve joins the Fairy-Tale Formulas range from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the friend who’d waste all three wishes.
An imaginary final wish for the friend whose first two would definitely have been terrible ideas. A fairy-tale specimen for birthdays and affectionate bad-decision jokes.
The label carries the deadpan line “You wasted the first two.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Fairy-Tale Formulas collection; product code FT-20
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
How to take it
- Present to the friend who used the first two badly.
- Hand over with clear instructions to think first.
- File under 'final wish, no refunds'.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08358
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Formulation 358
Last Wish, Reserve Stock · 20mL
You wasted the first two.
One Wish Left — Emergency Reserve is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. An imaginary final wish for the friend whose first two would definitely have been terrible ideas. A fairy-tale specimen for birthdays and affectionate bad-decision jokes. Decorative gift only.
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In stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Present to the friend who used the first two badly.
- Hand over with clear instructions to think first.
- File under 'final wish, no refunds'.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08358
About this gift
One Wish Left — Emergency Reserve joins the Fairy-Tale Formulas range from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the friend who’d waste all three wishes.
An imaginary final wish for the friend whose first two would definitely have been terrible ideas. A fairy-tale specimen for birthdays and affectionate bad-decision jokes.
The label carries the deadpan line “You wasted the first two.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Fairy-Tale Formulas collection; product code FT-20
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
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