Formulation 307
Freshly Squeezed Rainbow
For the mate who insists every rainstorm owes them a rainbow.
Mythical Harvest Grade · 20mL
Present to the eternal optimist who still believes there's gold at the end of it.
Freshly Squeezed Rainbow is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the forecast that always manages to arrive just as you leave the house. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
About this gift
Freshly Squeezed Rainbow brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For the forecast that always manages to arrive just as you leave the house.
A small addition to an imaginary apothecary. The Mythical collection presents impossible specimens with the seriousness of a laboratory archive.
The label carries the deadpan line “Authenticity Not Established”, with the additional joke “Leprechaun not included.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Mythical collection; product code S-212
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
How to take it
- Display somewhere suitably colourful.
- Hand over after the next rain shower.
- File under 'leprechaun not included'.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08307
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Formulation 307
For the mate who insists every rainstorm owes them a rainbow.
Mythical Harvest Grade · 20mL
Present to the eternal optimist who still believes there's gold at the end of it.
Freshly Squeezed Rainbow is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the forecast that always manages to arrive just as you leave the house. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Display somewhere suitably colourful.
- Hand over after the next rain shower.
- File under 'leprechaun not included'.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08307
About this gift
Freshly Squeezed Rainbow brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For the forecast that always manages to arrive just as you leave the house.
A small addition to an imaginary apothecary. The Mythical collection presents impossible specimens with the seriousness of a laboratory archive.
The label carries the deadpan line “Authenticity Not Established”, with the additional joke “Leprechaun not included.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Mythical collection; product code S-212
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
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