Formulation 352
Boyfriend-to-Prince Upgrade Potion
Partner Upgrade, Standard · 20mL
Manners included. Training still required.
Boyfriend-to-Prince Upgrade Potion is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the boyfriend whose charm occasionally needs reminding about plates, laundry and basic manners. A fictional royal upgrade for couples who enjoy teasing each other. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
About this gift
Boyfriend-to-Prince Upgrade Potion joins the Fairy-Tale Formulas range from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the boyfriend who’s still learning the royal basics.
For the boyfriend whose charm occasionally needs reminding about plates, laundry and basic manners. A fictional royal upgrade for couples who enjoy teasing each other.
The label carries the deadpan line “Manners included. Training still required.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Fairy-Tale Formulas collection; product code FT-14
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
How to take it
- Present to the boyfriend with potential.
- Hand over with a list of expectations.
- File under 'work in progress'.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08352
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Formulation 352
Partner Upgrade, Standard · 20mL
Manners included. Training still required.
Boyfriend-to-Prince Upgrade Potion is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the boyfriend whose charm occasionally needs reminding about plates, laundry and basic manners. A fictional royal upgrade for couples who enjoy teasing each other. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Present to the boyfriend with potential.
- Hand over with a list of expectations.
- File under 'work in progress'.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08352
About this gift
Boyfriend-to-Prince Upgrade Potion joins the Fairy-Tale Formulas range from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the boyfriend who’s still learning the royal basics.
For the boyfriend whose charm occasionally needs reminding about plates, laundry and basic manners. A fictional royal upgrade for couples who enjoy teasing each other.
The label carries the deadpan line “Manners included. Training still required.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Fairy-Tale Formulas collection; product code FT-14
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
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