Formulation 013
Annual Leave Essence
For the colleague counting down the days until their next holiday.
For Occupational Emergencies · 20mL
Deliver it with an imaginary out-of-office notice.
A holiday colleague gift for a colleague counting down to their next break. Annual Leave Essence gives the joke a serious laboratory-style label on a 20mL glass display vial. Choose it for a leaving do surprise with a deliberately deadpan presentation. The label supplies the punchline; their own stories supply the rest.
£14.95
In stock
About this gift
Holiday colleague gift
The fictional Availability Department has discovered a remarkable state in which nobody expects an immediate answer. It appears briefly on approved calendars before vanishing behind the words “back on Monday”. Researchers have labelled the phenomenon with understandable longing.
The humour of Annual Leave Essence continues beyond its main title. The subtitle, “For Occupational Emergencies”, belongs to an organisation that seems very pleased with its own paperwork. Then the label adds “Mentally already on holiday.”, allowing the recipient to spot the flaw in that confidence for themselves.
Who it’s for
This suits the colleague whose holiday countdown is more carefully maintained than any project plan. For a leaving do or a birthday before a long-awaited break, it recognises the serious business of finally switching off from office conversation.
In the UNLICENSED LABS collection, Annual Leave Essence belongs to the Workplace range. That context makes it easy to pair the recipient’s particular sense of humour with a design that feels intentionally chosen, whether this is their first imaginary specimen or another addition to a growing shelf of curiosities.
What you get
- A 20mL glass vial carrying the Annual Leave Essence design.
- A printed 50 x 30mm label with the For Occupational Emergencies subtitle.
- Lab green coloured display liquid, intended for decorative display only and not for use.
- A small leaving do keepsake for a colleague counting down to their next break.
- The fixed Annual Leave Essence wording, supplied as a standard, non-personalised design.
Why it makes a great gift
Deliver it with an imaginary out-of-office notice. The small display format gives their countdown a permanent mascot, even once the suitcases are unpacked and everyone has started asking about the next trip.
How to take it
- Announce the imaginary Annual Leave Essence file.
- Present the exhibit with an entirely serious expression.
- Accept all leaving do remarks as fictional testimony.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08013
Formulation 013
For the colleague counting down the days until their next holiday.
For Occupational Emergencies · 20mL
Deliver it with an imaginary out-of-office notice.
A holiday colleague gift for a colleague counting down to their next break. Annual Leave Essence gives the joke a serious laboratory-style label on a 20mL glass display vial. Choose it for a leaving do surprise with a deliberately deadpan presentation. The label supplies the punchline; their own stories supply the rest.
£14.95
In stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Announce the imaginary Annual Leave Essence file.
- Present the exhibit with an entirely serious expression.
- Accept all leaving do remarks as fictional testimony.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08013
About this gift
Holiday colleague gift
The fictional Availability Department has discovered a remarkable state in which nobody expects an immediate answer. It appears briefly on approved calendars before vanishing behind the words “back on Monday”. Researchers have labelled the phenomenon with understandable longing.
The humour of Annual Leave Essence continues beyond its main title. The subtitle, “For Occupational Emergencies”, belongs to an organisation that seems very pleased with its own paperwork. Then the label adds “Mentally already on holiday.”, allowing the recipient to spot the flaw in that confidence for themselves.
Who it’s for
This suits the colleague whose holiday countdown is more carefully maintained than any project plan. For a leaving do or a birthday before a long-awaited break, it recognises the serious business of finally switching off from office conversation.
In the UNLICENSED LABS collection, Annual Leave Essence belongs to the Workplace range. That context makes it easy to pair the recipient’s particular sense of humour with a design that feels intentionally chosen, whether this is their first imaginary specimen or another addition to a growing shelf of curiosities.
What you get
- A 20mL glass vial carrying the Annual Leave Essence design.
- A printed 50 x 30mm label with the For Occupational Emergencies subtitle.
- Lab green coloured display liquid, intended for decorative display only and not for use.
- A small leaving do keepsake for a colleague counting down to their next break.
- The fixed Annual Leave Essence wording, supplied as a standard, non-personalised design.
Why it makes a great gift
Deliver it with an imaginary out-of-office notice. The small display format gives their countdown a permanent mascot, even once the suitcases are unpacked and everyone has started asking about the next trip.