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UNLICENSED LABS Annual Leave Essence novelty display vial with lab-green liquid

Formulation 013

Annual Leave Essence

For the colleague counting down the days until their next holiday.

For Occupational Emergencies · 20mL

Deliver it with an imaginary out-of-office notice.

A holiday colleague gift for a colleague counting down to their next break. Annual Leave Essence gives the joke a serious laboratory-style label on a 20mL glass display vial. Choose it for a leaving do surprise with a deliberately deadpan presentation. The label supplies the punchline; their own stories supply the rest.

£14.95

In stock

1
About this gift

Holiday colleague gift

The fictional Availability Department has discovered a remarkable state in which nobody expects an immediate answer. It appears briefly on approved calendars before vanishing behind the words “back on Monday”. Researchers have labelled the phenomenon with understandable longing.

The humour of Annual Leave Essence continues beyond its main title. The subtitle, “For Occupational Emergencies”, belongs to an organisation that seems very pleased with its own paperwork. Then the label adds “Mentally already on holiday.”, allowing the recipient to spot the flaw in that confidence for themselves.

Who it’s for

This suits the colleague whose holiday countdown is more carefully maintained than any project plan. For a leaving do or a birthday before a long-awaited break, it recognises the serious business of finally switching off from office conversation.

In the UNLICENSED LABS collection, Annual Leave Essence belongs to the Workplace range. That context makes it easy to pair the recipient’s particular sense of humour with a design that feels intentionally chosen, whether this is their first imaginary specimen or another addition to a growing shelf of curiosities.

What you get

  • A 20mL glass vial carrying the Annual Leave Essence design.
  • A printed 50 x 30mm label with the For Occupational Emergencies subtitle.
  • Lab green coloured display liquid, intended for decorative display only and not for use.
  • A small leaving do keepsake for a colleague counting down to their next break.
  • The fixed Annual Leave Essence wording, supplied as a standard, non-personalised design.

Why it makes a great gift

Deliver it with an imaginary out-of-office notice. The small display format gives their countdown a permanent mascot, even once the suitcases are unpacked and everyone has started asking about the next trip.

How to take it
  1. Announce the imaginary Annual Leave Essence file.
  2. Present the exhibit with an entirely serious expression.
  3. Accept all leaving do remarks as fictional testimony.

Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.

What's in it
Formulation#013
Volume20mL
ClassFor Occupational Emergencies
Fictional BaseApproved imaginary absence
Imaginary ActiveA deserted calendar square
Story ResidueSeveral unanswered work questions
Batch & authenticity

UL-2026-08013

Fill siteUnit 7, Hackney Wick
TestedAug 2026
Best before08/2028

Or build your own label from scratch.

£18.95

Start building
UNLICENSED LABS Annual Leave Essence novelty display vial with lab-green liquid

Formulation 013

Annual Leave Essence

For the colleague counting down the days until their next holiday.

For Occupational Emergencies · 20mL

Deliver it with an imaginary out-of-office notice.

A holiday colleague gift for a colleague counting down to their next break. Annual Leave Essence gives the joke a serious laboratory-style label on a 20mL glass display vial. Choose it for a leaving do surprise with a deliberately deadpan presentation. The label supplies the punchline; their own stories supply the rest.

£14.95

In stock

1

Formulation

Formulation#013
Volume20mL
ClassFor Occupational Emergencies
Fictional BaseApproved imaginary absence
Imaginary ActiveA deserted calendar square
Story ResidueSeveral unanswered work questions

How to take it

  1. Announce the imaginary Annual Leave Essence file.
  2. Present the exhibit with an entirely serious expression.
  3. Accept all leaving do remarks as fictional testimony.

Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.

Batch & authenticity

UL-2026-08013

Fill siteUnit 7, Hackney Wick
TestedAug 2026
Best before08/2028

About this gift

Holiday colleague gift

The fictional Availability Department has discovered a remarkable state in which nobody expects an immediate answer. It appears briefly on approved calendars before vanishing behind the words “back on Monday”. Researchers have labelled the phenomenon with understandable longing.

The humour of Annual Leave Essence continues beyond its main title. The subtitle, “For Occupational Emergencies”, belongs to an organisation that seems very pleased with its own paperwork. Then the label adds “Mentally already on holiday.”, allowing the recipient to spot the flaw in that confidence for themselves.

Who it’s for

This suits the colleague whose holiday countdown is more carefully maintained than any project plan. For a leaving do or a birthday before a long-awaited break, it recognises the serious business of finally switching off from office conversation.

In the UNLICENSED LABS collection, Annual Leave Essence belongs to the Workplace range. That context makes it easy to pair the recipient’s particular sense of humour with a design that feels intentionally chosen, whether this is their first imaginary specimen or another addition to a growing shelf of curiosities.

What you get

  • A 20mL glass vial carrying the Annual Leave Essence design.
  • A printed 50 x 30mm label with the For Occupational Emergencies subtitle.
  • Lab green coloured display liquid, intended for decorative display only and not for use.
  • A small leaving do keepsake for a colleague counting down to their next break.
  • The fixed Annual Leave Essence wording, supplied as a standard, non-personalised design.

Why it makes a great gift

Deliver it with an imaginary out-of-office notice. The small display format gives their countdown a permanent mascot, even once the suitcases are unpacked and everyone has started asking about the next trip.

Or build your own label from scratch.

£18.95

Start building