Formulation 305
Moonlight Extract
For the mate who's convinced they're secretly a werewolf.
Lunar Grade · 20mL
Gift to anyone who insists they're 'different' under a full moon, apparently.
Moonlight Extract is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For collectors of impossible things and people with a suitably strange sense of humour. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
About this gift
Moonlight Extract brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For collectors of impossible things and people with a suitably strange sense of humour.
A small addition to an imaginary apothecary. The Mythical collection presents impossible specimens with the seriousness of a laboratory archive.
The label carries the deadpan line “Authenticity Not Established”, with the additional joke “Captured during suspicious hours.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Mythical collection; product code S-210
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
How to take it
- Display somewhere it catches the light.
- Present on the next full moon, for effect.
- File under 'captured during suspicious hours'.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08305
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For the mate who's convinced they're secretly a werewolf.
Lunar Grade · 20mL
Gift to anyone who insists they're 'different' under a full moon, apparently.
Moonlight Extract is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For collectors of impossible things and people with a suitably strange sense of humour. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Display somewhere it catches the light.
- Present on the next full moon, for effect.
- File under 'captured during suspicious hours'.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08305
About this gift
Moonlight Extract brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For collectors of impossible things and people with a suitably strange sense of humour.
A small addition to an imaginary apothecary. The Mythical collection presents impossible specimens with the seriousness of a laboratory archive.
The label carries the deadpan line “Authenticity Not Established”, with the additional joke “Captured during suspicious hours.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Mythical collection; product code S-210
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
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