Formulation 338
Ellis's Workplace Sanity Serum
For the colleague holding the office together one meeting at a time.
Open-Plan Grade · 20mL
Personalise itKept on the desk for the moment the shared calendar fills up again.
A personalised office gift for a colleague holding the office together. Ellis’s Workplace Sanity Serum gives the joke a serious laboratory-style label on a 20mL glass display vial. Add their name and preview the label before buying; the preview tells you straight away if a name is too long to fit. The personal detail makes the fictional case unmistakably theirs.
£17.95
In stock
About this gift
Personalised office gift
The fictional Open-Plan Welfare Desk has identified one name as the team's unofficial calm centre. The desk has issued a named label and recommended a lunch break away from the screen.
With Ellis's Workplace Sanity Serum, the label carries both the introduction and the punchline. The name supplies the introduction, and “Open-Plan Grade” supplies the departmental tone. The result is a compact fictional exhibit that can start a conversation without needing you to explain the entire imaginary investigation.
Who it’s for
For the colleague who fixes the printer, answers the questions and still remembers birthdays. Their name on the label is a thank-you from the whole fictional welfare desk.
For this Ellis's Workplace Sanity Serum design, enter one name and see the label preview before buying. If a name is too long to fit the label, the preview says so straight away rather than shrinking it. Only the name changes; the wording and established design stay fixed.
What you get
- A 20mL glass vial carrying the Ellis's Workplace Sanity Serum design.
- A printed 50 x 30mm label with the Open-Plan Grade subtitle.
- Blue coloured display liquid, intended for decorative display only and not for use.
- A small keepsake for a colleague holding the office together.
- Ellis is the example name; your chosen name replaces it on the finished label.
Why it makes a great gift
It is a light office gift that says you see how much they do. Leave it on their desk on a Friday for the best reception.
How to take it
- Display beside the monitor before the stand-up.
- Point to it when a meeting could have been an email.
- Restock after every all-hands.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08338
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Formulation 338
For the colleague holding the office together one meeting at a time.
Open-Plan Grade · 20mL
Personalise itKept on the desk for the moment the shared calendar fills up again.
A personalised office gift for a colleague holding the office together. Ellis’s Workplace Sanity Serum gives the joke a serious laboratory-style label on a 20mL glass display vial. Add their name and preview the label before buying; the preview tells you straight away if a name is too long to fit. The personal detail makes the fictional case unmistakably theirs.
£17.95
In stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Display beside the monitor before the stand-up.
- Point to it when a meeting could have been an email.
- Restock after every all-hands.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08338
About this gift
Personalised office gift
The fictional Open-Plan Welfare Desk has identified one name as the team's unofficial calm centre. The desk has issued a named label and recommended a lunch break away from the screen.
With Ellis's Workplace Sanity Serum, the label carries both the introduction and the punchline. The name supplies the introduction, and “Open-Plan Grade” supplies the departmental tone. The result is a compact fictional exhibit that can start a conversation without needing you to explain the entire imaginary investigation.
Who it’s for
For the colleague who fixes the printer, answers the questions and still remembers birthdays. Their name on the label is a thank-you from the whole fictional welfare desk.
For this Ellis's Workplace Sanity Serum design, enter one name and see the label preview before buying. If a name is too long to fit the label, the preview says so straight away rather than shrinking it. Only the name changes; the wording and established design stay fixed.
What you get
- A 20mL glass vial carrying the Ellis's Workplace Sanity Serum design.
- A printed 50 x 30mm label with the Open-Plan Grade subtitle.
- Blue coloured display liquid, intended for decorative display only and not for use.
- A small keepsake for a colleague holding the office together.
- Ellis is the example name; your chosen name replaces it on the finished label.
Why it makes a great gift
It is a light office gift that says you see how much they do. Leave it on their desk on a Friday for the best reception.
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