Formulation 179
Unicorn Breath
For the friend whose Instagram captions are a little too sparkly.
Mythical Purity · 20mL
Give to the friend who still believes their situationship is basically a unicorn, rare and special.
Unicorn Breath is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For collectors of impossible things and people with a suitably strange sense of humour. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
About this gift
Unicorn Breath brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For collectors of impossible things and people with a suitably strange sense of humour.
A small addition to an imaginary apothecary. The Mythical collection presents impossible specimens with the seriousness of a laboratory archive.
The label carries the deadpan line “Authenticity Not Established”, with the additional joke “Horny provenance unconfirmed.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Mythical collection; product code S-204
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
How to take it
- Capture one fleeting moment of magic.
- Brush the glitter off the delusion.
- Accept the unicorn was a horse.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08179
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Formulation 179
For the friend whose Instagram captions are a little too sparkly.
Mythical Purity · 20mL
Give to the friend who still believes their situationship is basically a unicorn, rare and special.
Unicorn Breath is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For collectors of impossible things and people with a suitably strange sense of humour. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Capture one fleeting moment of magic.
- Brush the glitter off the delusion.
- Accept the unicorn was a horse.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08179
About this gift
Unicorn Breath brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For collectors of impossible things and people with a suitably strange sense of humour.
A small addition to an imaginary apothecary. The Mythical collection presents impossible specimens with the seriousness of a laboratory archive.
The label carries the deadpan line “Authenticity Not Established”, with the additional joke “Horny provenance unconfirmed.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Mythical collection; product code S-204
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
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