Witch's Brew

Witchy birthday gift

The imaginary Apothecary Complaints Desk has received a request for a more convincing cackle. Unfortunately, the witch responsible has gone to a fictional committee meeting about broom parking. Her labelled exhibit remains on the shelf as evidence of a magnificently unusual working day.

The title Witch's Brew is deliberately matter-of-fact. Beneath it, “Authenticity Not Established” gives the premise the air of a carefully filed observation. The additional label joke, “Broom parking not provided.”, rewards a closer look and supplies another small detail for the recipient to notice after the first laugh.

Who it’s for

Choose someone who enjoys witchy folklore, peculiar little objects and stories about entirely impractical departments. For their birthday, it adds a compact curiosity to a display that might already include books, candles or objects with equally suspicious imaginary origins.

In the UNLICENSED LABS collection, Witch's Brew belongs to the Mythical range. That context makes it easy to pair the recipient’s particular sense of humour with a design that feels intentionally chosen, whether this is their first imaginary specimen or another addition to a growing shelf of curiosities.

What you get

• A 20mL glass vial carrying the Witch's Brew design.
• A printed 50 x 30mm label with the Authenticity Not Established subtitle.
• Blue coloured display liquid, intended for decorative display only and not for use.
• A small birthday keepsake for a friend collecting peculiar folklore objects.
• The fixed Witch's Brew wording, supplied as a standard, non-personalised design.

Why it makes a great gift

The serious label is what makes the impossible premise enjoyable. Present it as a discovery from a very poorly explained storeroom and let the recipient decide which fictional witch has been neglecting the paperwork.