Formulation 188
Work Avoidance Serum
For the colleague who's mastered looking busy while doing nothing.
Productivity-Free Grade · 20mL
Dispense the moment the inbox hits triple digits and the cursor just hovers.
Work Avoidance Serum is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
About this gift
Work Avoidance Serum brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label.
Bring a little deadpan humour to the desk. The Workplace collection turns familiar office frustrations into mock laboratory supplies for colleagues who share the joke.
The label carries the deadpan line “For Occupational Emergencies”, with the additional joke “Looks productive from a distance.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Workplace collection; product code W-079
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
How to take it
- Open twelve tabs with purpose.
- Reorganise the desktop instead of working.
- Close the laptop at 4:58 sharp.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08188
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Formulation 188
For the colleague who's mastered looking busy while doing nothing.
Productivity-Free Grade · 20mL
Dispense the moment the inbox hits triple digits and the cursor just hovers.
Work Avoidance Serum is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Open twelve tabs with purpose.
- Reorganise the desktop instead of working.
- Close the laptop at 4:58 sharp.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08188
About this gift
Work Avoidance Serum brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label.
Bring a little deadpan humour to the desk. The Workplace collection turns familiar office frustrations into mock laboratory supplies for colleagues who share the joke.
The label carries the deadpan line “For Occupational Emergencies”, with the additional joke “Looks productive from a distance.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Workplace collection; product code W-079
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
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