Formulation 102
Mother-In-Law Repellent
For the mate who's just heard “Mum's coming round.”
Visit Deterrent Formula · 20mL
Place it near the door before the surprise visit turns into an inspection.
Mother-In-Law Repellent is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
About this gift
Mother-In-Law Repellent brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label.
Family life provides the material; UNLICENSED LABS™ supplies the straight-faced label. A small display gift for the relative who enjoys a knowing joke.
The label carries the deadpan line “Keep for Family Emergencies”, with the additional joke “May not work at Christmas.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Family collection; product code F-097
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
How to take it
- Hide the mess, badly.
- Note it down before the doorbell rings twice.
- Agree the house 'usually' looks tidier.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08102
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Formulation 102
For the mate who's just heard “Mum's coming round.”
Visit Deterrent Formula · 20mL
Place it near the door before the surprise visit turns into an inspection.
Mother-In-Law Repellent is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Hide the mess, badly.
- Note it down before the doorbell rings twice.
- Agree the house 'usually' looks tidier.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08102
About this gift
Mother-In-Law Repellent brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label.
Family life provides the material; UNLICENSED LABS™ supplies the straight-faced label. A small display gift for the relative who enjoys a knowing joke.
The label carries the deadpan line “Keep for Family Emergencies”, with the additional joke “May not work at Christmas.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Family collection; product code F-097
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
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