Formulation 190
Procrastination Cure
For the friend who starts every deadline the night before it's due.
Deadline Grade · 20mL
Keep it close the night before the deadline, right as the panic properly sets in.
Procrastination Cure is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the task that has spent rather too long on tomorrow’s to-do list. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
Want their name on it?Bobbie's Last Minute Cure£17.95
About this gift
Procrastination Cure brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For the task that has spent rather too long on tomorrow’s to-do list.
Bring a little deadpan humour to the desk. The Workplace collection turns familiar office frustrations into mock laboratory supplies for colleagues who share the joke.
The label carries the deadpan line “For Occupational Emergencies”, with the additional joke “Read this label tomorrow.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Workplace collection; product code W-081
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
How to take it
- Open the document at last.
- Type furiously until it resembles work.
- Submit with four minutes to spare.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08190
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Formulation 190
For the friend who starts every deadline the night before it's due.
Deadline Grade · 20mL
Keep it close the night before the deadline, right as the panic properly sets in.
Procrastination Cure is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the task that has spent rather too long on tomorrow’s to-do list. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
Want their name on it?Bobbie's Last Minute Cure£17.95 Formulation
How to take it
- Open the document at last.
- Type furiously until it resembles work.
- Submit with four minutes to spare.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08190
About this gift
Procrastination Cure brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For the task that has spent rather too long on tomorrow’s to-do list.
Bring a little deadpan humour to the desk. The Workplace collection turns familiar office frustrations into mock laboratory supplies for colleagues who share the joke.
The label carries the deadpan line “For Occupational Emergencies”, with the additional joke “Read this label tomorrow.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Workplace collection; product code W-081
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
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