Formulation 294
Northern Soul
For the mate who can't resist a dance floor at any wedding.
Dancefloor Grade · 20mL
Present to the relative who still talks about the old dancehall like it's yesterday.
Northern Soul is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For a little local pride with an unusually official-looking label. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
About this gift
Northern Soul brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For a little local pride with an unusually official-looking label.
A very serious specimen for a very British sense of humour. The Local collection turns familiar places and everyday British observations into small display gifts.
The label carries the deadpan line “Origin: Highly Questionable”, with the additional joke “Keep the receipt for this one.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Local collection; product code L-269
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
How to take it
- Display somewhere nostalgic.
- Hand over mid-reminiscing.
- Keep the receipt for this one.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08294
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For the mate who can't resist a dance floor at any wedding.
Dancefloor Grade · 20mL
Present to the relative who still talks about the old dancehall like it's yesterday.
Northern Soul is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For a little local pride with an unusually official-looking label. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Display somewhere nostalgic.
- Hand over mid-reminiscing.
- Keep the receipt for this one.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08294
About this gift
Northern Soul brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For a little local pride with an unusually official-looking label.
A very serious specimen for a very British sense of humour. The Local collection turns familiar places and everyday British observations into small display gifts.
The label carries the deadpan line “Origin: Highly Questionable”, with the additional joke “Keep the receipt for this one.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Local collection; product code L-269
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
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