Formulation 231
A Bit Of Self-Control
For the mate who says “one more episode” at 2am.
Self-Control, Emergency · 20mL
Hand it over the second the sale notification lands in their inbox.
A Bit Of Self-Control is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For those moments when counting to ten starts to look like a full-time occupation. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
About this gift
A Bit Of Self-Control brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For those moments when counting to ten starts to look like a full-time occupation.
For someone who could use just a little more of something. The A Bit Of… collection turns everyday qualities into tiny emergency reserves, complete with a straight-faced laboratory label.
The label carries the deadpan line “Emergency Restraint Reserve”, with the additional joke “Do not buy twelve.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- A Bit Of… collection; product code AB-07
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
How to take it
- Place near the shopping cart.
- Hand over before the impulse wins.
- Keep one spare, just in case.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08231
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Formulation 231
For the mate who says “one more episode” at 2am.
Self-Control, Emergency · 20mL
Hand it over the second the sale notification lands in their inbox.
A Bit Of Self-Control is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For those moments when counting to ten starts to look like a full-time occupation. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Place near the shopping cart.
- Hand over before the impulse wins.
- Keep one spare, just in case.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08231
About this gift
A Bit Of Self-Control brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For those moments when counting to ten starts to look like a full-time occupation.
For someone who could use just a little more of something. The A Bit Of… collection turns everyday qualities into tiny emergency reserves, complete with a straight-faced laboratory label.
The label carries the deadpan line “Emergency Restraint Reserve”, with the additional joke “Do not buy twelve.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- A Bit Of… collection; product code AB-07
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
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