Formulation 360
Mad Hatter's Last Drop of Sanity
Final Sanity Reserve · 20mL
The tea party has exceeded capacity.
Mad Hatter’s Last Drop of Sanity is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. A fictional last reserve for a friend who enjoys mad-tea-party humour. An intentionally niche fantasy gift rather than a universal sanity product. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
About this gift
Mad Hatter’s Last Drop of Sanity joins the Fairy-Tale Formulas range from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the friend who’s lost the plot.
A fictional last reserve for a friend who enjoys mad-tea-party humour. An intentionally niche fantasy gift rather than a universal sanity product.
The label carries the deadpan line “The tea party has exceeded capacity.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Fairy-Tale Formulas collection; product code FT-22
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
How to take it
- Present when the tea party has gone on too long.
- Hand over to the host who is barely holding on.
- File under 'curiouser and curiouser'.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08360
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Final Sanity Reserve · 20mL
The tea party has exceeded capacity.
Mad Hatter’s Last Drop of Sanity is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. A fictional last reserve for a friend who enjoys mad-tea-party humour. An intentionally niche fantasy gift rather than a universal sanity product. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Present when the tea party has gone on too long.
- Hand over to the host who is barely holding on.
- File under 'curiouser and curiouser'.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08360
About this gift
Mad Hatter’s Last Drop of Sanity joins the Fairy-Tale Formulas range from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the friend who’s lost the plot.
A fictional last reserve for a friend who enjoys mad-tea-party humour. An intentionally niche fantasy gift rather than a universal sanity product.
The label carries the deadpan line “The tea party has exceeded capacity.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Fairy-Tale Formulas collection; product code FT-22
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
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