Formulation 082
Impulse Purchase Suppressant
For the friend who can't scroll past a sale without buying something.
Checkout Control Formula · 20mL
Keep it by the laptop for anyone who treats 'add to basket' as a hobby.
Impulse Purchase Suppressant is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
About this gift
Impulse Purchase Suppressant brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label.
Everyday life occasionally deserves its own laboratory department. This novelty vial gives an ordinary frustration a wonderfully over-serious label.
The label carries the deadpan line “Results Not Guaranteed”, with the additional joke “Do not add another to basket.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Everyday collection; product code C-123
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
How to take it
- Close the browser tab first.
- Issue it before the basket hits double figures.
- Remove the saved card details.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08082
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Formulation 082
For the friend who can't scroll past a sale without buying something.
Checkout Control Formula · 20mL
Keep it by the laptop for anyone who treats 'add to basket' as a hobby.
Impulse Purchase Suppressant is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Close the browser tab first.
- Issue it before the basket hits double figures.
- Remove the saved card details.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08082
About this gift
Impulse Purchase Suppressant brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label.
Everyday life occasionally deserves its own laboratory department. This novelty vial gives an ordinary frustration a wonderfully over-serious label.
The label carries the deadpan line “Results Not Guaranteed”, with the additional joke “Do not add another to basket.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Everyday collection; product code C-123
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
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