Formulation 100
Mojo Restoration Fluid
For the mate whose chat-up lines retired years before he did.
Groove Recovery Formula · 20mL
Hand it to whoever's swagger went missing somewhere around the last pay cheque.
Mojo Restoration Fluid is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
About this gift
Mojo Restoration Fluid brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label.
Everyday life occasionally deserves its own laboratory department. This novelty vial gives an ordinary frustration a wonderfully over-serious label.
The label carries the deadpan line “Results Not Guaranteed”, with the additional joke “Last seen before the bills.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Everyday collection; product code C-150
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
How to take it
- Check under the sofa first.
- Sign it over before the confidence fully fades.
- Strut past the bills regardless.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08100
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Formulation 100
For the mate whose chat-up lines retired years before he did.
Groove Recovery Formula · 20mL
Hand it to whoever's swagger went missing somewhere around the last pay cheque.
Mojo Restoration Fluid is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Check under the sofa first.
- Sign it over before the confidence fully fades.
- Strut past the bills regardless.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08100
About this gift
Mojo Restoration Fluid brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label.
Everyday life occasionally deserves its own laboratory department. This novelty vial gives an ordinary frustration a wonderfully over-serious label.
The label carries the deadpan line “Results Not Guaranteed”, with the additional joke “Last seen before the bills.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Everyday collection; product code C-150
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
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