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Every vial ships in the carton, with the full hazard set.
Gift collections
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Colleague 38 Partner × Family 61 Occasion
Birthday 11 Christmas 5 Leaving & work 1 Love 21 Cheer-up 2 Halloween Type
Funny 8 Rude 1 Fantasy 9 Geeky Spooky Sentimental 9 Hometown Show
Personalised 2 Clear
Formulation 002
Unicorn Jizz
For the friend who still believes. Mythical Reproductive Extract
20mL
£15.95
In stock
Formulation 029
Morning Person Serum
For the friend who hits snooze five times before every shift. Results Not Guaranteed
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 036
Mermaid Tears
For the friend who still believes mermaids are out there somewhere. Authenticity Not Established
20mL
£16.95
In stock
Formulation 043
Part Of My Soul
For the partner who appreciates a weird, wonderful declaration of love. Handle With Sentiment
20mL
£15.95
In stock
Formulation 044
Bottled Sunshine
For the friend who somehow makes a rainy Tuesday feel alright. Handle With Sentiment
20mL
£15.95
In stock
Formulation 046
Cuddle Tonic
For the partner who's always first in for a hug. Handle With Sentiment
20mL
£15.95
In stock
Formulation 056
Robin's Mojo
For the mate who's clearly lost their mojo. Mojo Restoration Formula
20mL
£17.95
In stock
Formulation 060
A Bit Of Sparkle
For the friend who never just walks into a room. Concentrated Fabulousness
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 081
Buyer's Remorse Antidote
For the friend who regrets that online order the second it ships. Regret Reversal Formula
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 082
Impulse Purchase Suppressant
For the friend who can't scroll past a sale without buying something. Checkout Control Formula
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 100
Mojo Restoration Fluid
For the mate whose chat-up lines retired years before he did. Groove Recovery Formula
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 120
Relationship Tolerance Booster
For the partner who's heard the same story twelve times and still nods. Compromise Concentrate
20mL
£14.95
In stock