Formulation 296
Gravy Concentrate
For the mate who judges every roast purely on the gravy.
Sunday Dinner Grade · 20mL
Hand over to whoever takes the gravy far too seriously every single Sunday.
Gravy Concentrate is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
About this gift
Gravy Concentrate brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label.
A very serious specimen for a very British sense of humour. The Local collection turns familiar places and everyday British observations into small display gifts.
The label carries the deadpan line “Origin: Highly Questionable”, with the additional joke “Sunday dinner not included.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Local collection; product code L-271
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
How to take it
- Present before the roast arrives.
- Display near the carving knife, not the gravy boat.
- File under 'too seriously, honestly'.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
What's in it
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08296
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Formulation 296
For the mate who judges every roast purely on the gravy.
Sunday Dinner Grade · 20mL
Hand over to whoever takes the gravy far too seriously every single Sunday.
Gravy Concentrate is a 20 mL novelty display vial from UNLICENSED LABS™. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label. Decorative gift only.
£14.95
In stock
Formulation
How to take it
- Present before the roast arrives.
- Display near the carving knife, not the gravy boat.
- File under 'too seriously, honestly'.
Guidance only — not medical advice. Always follow the instructions on your own label.
Batch & authenticity
UL-2026-08296
About this gift
Gravy Concentrate brings a laboratory-style twist to the novelty gift shelf. For the friend who will understand the joke before they finish reading the label.
A very serious specimen for a very British sense of humour. The Local collection turns familiar places and everyday British observations into small display gifts.
The label carries the deadpan line “Origin: Highly Questionable”, with the additional joke “Sunday dinner not included.”
- 20 mL vial format with UNLICENSED LABS™ label
- Local collection; product code L-271
- Designed as a decorative novelty gift and display piece
Novelty display item only. Not for human or animal use. Product names, formula references and label jokes are fictional; this is not a medicine, supplement, cosmetic, food or drink.
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