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The range
Every vial ships in the carton, with the full hazard set.
For
Colleague 35 Partner 8 Family 37 Occasion
Birthday 59 Christmas 34 Leaving & work 17 Love 4 Cheer-up 11 Halloween Type
Funny × Rude 1 Fantasy 34 Geeky 22 Spooky 23 Sentimental 28 Hometown 13 Show
Personalised 23 Clear
Formulation 105
Cure For Middle Child Syndrome
For the sibling stuck between the golden child and the baby. Overlooked Formula
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 109
Parental Approval Serum
For the partner who still isn't sure Mum actually likes them. Nod Of Approval Formula
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 112
Black Sheep Antidote
For the family member who never gets added to the group chat first. Herd Deviation Formula
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 116
Teenager Antidote
For the parent whose only communication these days is a sigh. Eye-Roll Reduction Formula
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 117
Child's Endless Energy Extract
For the parent whose toddler hasn't stopped moving since breakfast. Nap Deprivation Formula
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 118
Teenager's Motivation
For the parent still waiting for that bedroom to get tidied. Homework Delay Override
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 119
Dad's Patience
For the dad who lost it somewhere around flat-pack furniture. Flat-Pack Formula
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 120
Relationship Tolerance Booster
For the partner who's heard the same story twelve times and still nods. Compromise Concentrate
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 164
Elixir Of Youth
For the mate still chasing their twenties well into their forties. Timeless Batch
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 186
Sick Day Serum
For the colleague who develops a sudden cough every Friday. Contagion Grade
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 188
Work Avoidance Serum
For the colleague who's mastered looking busy while doing nothing. Productivity-Free Grade
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 190
Procrastination Cure
For the friend who starts every deadline the night before it's due. Deadline Grade
20mL
£14.95
In stock