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Formulation 179
Unicorn Breath
For the friend whose Instagram captions are a little too sparkly. Mythical Purity
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 180
Dragon Breath
For the mate who orders extra garlic and regrets nothing. Scorched Grade
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 181
Dragon Fart
For the friend who clears the room after taco night. Toxic Plume Grade
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 182
Alien Sweat
For the mate who sweats buckets the second small talk starts. Extraterrestrial Grade
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 183
Cloud Juice
For the person who packs an umbrella even in a heatwave. Atmospheric Grade
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 186
Sick Day Serum
For the colleague who develops a sudden cough every Friday. Contagion Grade
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 188
Work Avoidance Serum
For the colleague who's mastered looking busy while doing nothing. Productivity-Free Grade
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 190
Procrastination Cure
For the friend who starts every deadline the night before it's due. Deadline Grade
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 192
Monday Antidote
For the mate still mourning the weekend by Monday lunchtime. Weekly Recovery Grade
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 194
Customer Service Smile Serum
For the colleague smiling through a complaint about the weather. Front Desk Grade
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 197
Workplace Sanity Reserve
For the colleague who's smiling but internally screaming by 3pm. Limited Batch Grade
20mL
£14.95
In stock
Formulation 198
Pay Rise Catalyst
For the colleague rehearsing their pay rise pitch in the mirror. Negotiation Grade
20mL
£14.95
In stock